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Guy #1: "Let me know if you're out for NYE and want to meet up." Oh dear, has he never spent NYE in a large city? You can't exactly bar hop on a night where even the dingiest bars charge cover.
Guy #2: We have been communicating for a couple of days. He boldly asked if I'd be up for early evening drinks before heading to separate NYE festivities. It was a cute invite but I had to politely decline. He responded, "Oh well. Sorry I asked." So after 2 days of fun banter, he got pissy because I turned down drinks, for which he'd given me 8 hours notice.
Whether your NYE is a black-tie affair or a clothing-optional affair, have a wonderful evening!!