Perhaps in 2013, I won't do a walk of shame down 4 steep blocks teetering in my heels and squinting in the sunlight. Carrying a baguette he'd given me as a parting gift. As for the guy, it was just an "in the moment" situation...two nights in a row. But I assure you, there is no opportunity or interest in a three-peat.
And in another humbling moment last night, I had to knock on the old lady upstairs' door and ask her to zip me up in my dress before I went out.
My last 48 hours have consisted of a lot of alcohol, a hot tub, Gangnam Style on repeat, and a pat-down from a bouncer that puts the TSA to shame. But as I justify most of my questionable decisions these days, you only live once! It's been an absolute blast.
Maybe 2013 is the year I'll behave like an adult?
Tuesday, January 1, 2013
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It's true, you only live once, and life is short! Enjoy!
Funny about the dress, though. I find myself only buying dresses anymore that I can zip up myself, probably because I'm sure there will never be anyone else around to help me. Perhaps my subconscious is telling me I will be single forever. :/
Or your subconscious is telling you that it's still better to live alone than have crappy roommates :D
Living alone is the absolute best!
Hey, sounds like a successful NYE! :D
I suspect that I may have already derailed any hope of 2013 being a year for better choices, anyway. ;)
Haha!!! The dress thing made me lol!!! Happy new year! Keep on keepin on :)
The dress thing did make me giggle. Agreed about living alone being awesome. And I learned a while ago to never buy anything I couldn't get into or out of without assistance.
LMAO. Please don't behave like an adult. You'll lose your charm! :D Happy New Year!
Hahaha I love it!
The other day on Twitter, I saw someone refer to the "walk of shame" as the "I got laid parade." I prefer the latter!
:) Sarah
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