Him: Ah, what do you think of OkC?
Me: Not too bad
Him: Online dating has never been my thing, too many weirdos.
Me: There's normal people on it too.
Him: Oh I didn't mean you. Just a lot of women in their 30s desperate to get married
Me: Well, my biological clock is ticking....
He laughs awkwardly.
And that, sir, is why you mind your own damn business. Let's hope he lives in Chicago.